Night of May 4th 2010

I'm in a club and i see Robbie (boyfriend) with another girl and he kisses her so i follow her and beat her up. i am at the seaside at a dock yard and my uncle Garry (uncle) is leading a group into the water on floatation devices but i am scared of the water but they force me to come anyway. on the way we see houses that are half underwater and half out of the water, where some people live. some of the houses are hollow animal shapes like dinosaurs, which were made of fiberglass. suddenly I'm on a bus and i see my friend Lisa's little brother (Conner)'s head poking out of the floor. He is talking to me like normal and he says hes hiding to trick Lisa. I go upstairs on the bus and see Lisa and her fiancee Paul sitting there at the top of the stairs, i tell them about Conner and they just laugh then they get off the bus in Kinghorn and leave him there. Next thing there's this man who wants me to kill someone else but I don't want to kill this person so the man threatens to kill me . he give me a special sword saw thing to kill the man with but i still couldn't kill him. I meet this guy who he is making o the same thing and we are like best friends. w try to join forces to stop the bad boss man and when we go to his night club to speak to him he dies right in front of us and when he dies it was like the end credits of a film were projected on his face. we were happy because we didn't have to kill the man any more but I still had the sword and the police were investigating boss mans death and they might find plans about how i was supposed to kill the man so i try to hide the sword in someones bin really far away so I'm not suspected. i fold the sword up and open a weelly bin and when i open it i see a raw chicken that has been battered inside it there's a camera. I take put the camera but when i do all these besties of different sizes come crawling up and up my body and into my mouth.

night of May 1st 2010

Im inside a small house looking out the window, Michael (flatmate) is standing beside me and asks me a question, I answer him then look out the window into a garden and see Michael there with Charles. I shout to him to ask how he got there so fast and he just laughs at me. Him and Charles are winding up some wire onto a spool. just then a crow flies in the window and into the room i am in. it tries to hide under the bed but it sees Bebe ( my cat) and gets a fright, it then turns into a cat as well.

Im walking home from primary school and suddenly the ground turns to ice and i slide right down a hill nearly in front of a car. I save myself by digging my nails into the ice. I then manage to get up the hill and i am in a big car park. I remember that i am there to pick up a car for my mum. When i get there a woman tells me the police have taken the car away.

Tyra Banks is holding auditions for Americas next top model at a restaurant across the road from my flat I can see them all. Then Tyra comes over to my flat and me and Michael are talking to her. She starts to tell us about how she need blood for some research into a disease but she cant tell us what it is. she gets a pot of cream out and smears it on our wrists and gives us a syringe Michael manages to get some of his blood out but i try and i cant. I look under the table where we are sitting and there are lots of tights inside each other. when i look at the table again Tyra is filling a cup with all the blood she has collected mixing it all together.

Then I am in another house its a semi detached bungalow and i notice that the house next door doesn't have a door number on it. I have a bath in the house and notice that the missing numbers from next door are in there. I think it is because they don't get on so they stole their front door numbers.

Night Of April 27th 2010

I'm on some sort of class trip and I'm at the train station , I'm trying to get on a train with Bebe but she falls out her box and runs onto the train tracks. I manage to get her to come to me just as a train goes past and we get on a train at the end of the platform. I'm speaking to the driver and it becomes clear that I'm on the wrong train so i quickly jump off but i forget Bebe!

Next thing I'm running along a bridge to a bnb with my little sister Abby I think we are in Edinburgh. We are being chased by three men, one short and fat and balled one skinny and ill looking and one big built tall man and they are all wearing suits but seem slightly old fashioned as if from the 1940's. Abby and I manage to get into the bnb and hide in a room that has lots of locks on the door. Abby then pulls out this weird looking laptop which instead of having a mouse it has two Egyptian heads on the keypad that you use like a joystick to control the mouse on the screen. I start to hear a loud noise coming from the laptop so i tell her to turn it down but she says its not her. I look under the bed and there are speakers making a strange noise so i go to the wall where there are about 5 plug sockets and i turn them all off at the switch but when i switch some of them the noise gets louder so i eventually just pull all the plugs out of the wall to stop the noise. But its too late because the men heard it and they are at the front door of the bnb so we hide under the bed whilst the lady owner shows the men round to assure them there isn't anyone hiding. I can feel the material of the valance hanging off the bed on my nose and my breath is giving us away because it makes the valance sheet sway with the breeze. The men move on without finding us and we run off down the street into a little alternative medicine shop where i ask the shop assistant for an incense which will calm me down. She recommends warm banana flavour so I buy it but when we are coming out of the shop we bump into the men. I give the big built one the incense stick and he seems happy and they leave us alone.

All of a sudden we are in some woman's house and from the window I can see Asda. We are in kirkcaldy. She has locked us in a room with thousands of hair brushes. We manage to escape but she is coming at us with a hook on a rope and swinging it around her head. She finally gets close to us then becomes all nice shes walking us through her house and there are loads of ornaments i see three Russian dolls and i pick them up and put them on their side she sees me do it and scowls at me as shes walking us up the stairs we all pile into a room and sit in a circle.

Night Of April 26th 2010

(I record my sleep activity with the iPhone app Sleep Cycle)

Bebe (my cat) was driving a getaway car which me and some other girl were in being chased by men in a car park. in the struggle Bebe gets her left ear shot off by the men so I take her to the vet. When we arrive she meets another boy cat and they go on a little date, while they are on their date I'm hanging around outside the vets and see my friend from work Darren who is smearing mashed potato all over someones garden to make it look like snow, the man comes out and looks at him like hes angry. I look down the street and see baby's playing on the road surprisingly good at walking for their size! I get pillow cases and wrap them around their shoulders to make a cape and they go off running down the street pretending to be superheroes.

Suddenly me and the girl from before are being held hostage in a little room with a round table. wee look up and its like we are in a hole in the earth and we can see a big tree. Freddy mercury pops out from behind the tree and reveals himself as the kidnapper. There's a gun in his hands and a gun on the table. As he lifts his gun up to shoot one of us I quickly grab the gun on the table and shoot him right in the middle of his forehead. We then all escape in a car but the girl who is with me is driving. She gets shot and i have to move her body out of the drivers seat while I get in all whilst steering down a narrow alley. I manage to get into the driver seat but the breaks become spongy and the whole car feels like a dodgem and is really hard to control.

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Have you ever woke up after having a mental dream and thought I must write that down ? but too tired you convince yourself you wont forget in the morning and so go back to sleep only to forget all about it completely. Recently I have been writing down my dreams and reading them to people. Their responses are what has made me write this blog. My aim of this window into my mind is to entertain and inspire. My dream diary !